10 Stupid Things Housemates Have Done When They Are Drunk
Housemates admit the 10 most stupid things they have done when drunk
Getting Naked…
I always lose my clothes when I drink. I feel that clothes are restricting and alcohol is liberating, and that notion equals my being naked every time. It’s quite the dilemma. I don’t actually care that much, but I should probably come with my own warning label.
Random trips into the woods
I roll around in a sharp bushes to try and make crop circles and get bitten by who knows how many insects. I advance into the woods without a light and think I stumbled upon a fossil. Well, it felt like a fossil in the darkness. So I brought it back with me inside and it turned out to be a large piece of broken pottery.
Indentity issues
I’ve run around the house party rapping the King Kong song while beating my chest and running around like a Wildman.
It will all end in tears…
I do things I know will most likely end badly for myself and should cause me to end up in handcuffs, a hospital bed, or both. I pick fights with random football/rugby players, pet police horses, sleep on roofs. Im also very easily persuaded to do s stupid things.
Drunken man-hunt
I play drunken man hunt, woods roulette (stand in the middle of the woods all facing in a different direction, and run straight with your eyes closed and covered, last one standing wins).
Get your own back on the feline!
I kicked my housemates cat and then threw water all over it
There really are no police!
My housemate tried to hide from the police by turning off all the lights in the house, locking all the doors and hiding in a cupboard… there were no police!
Un-invited wedding guest
My crazy housemate ran into a private wedding party wearing a multi-coloured metallic shirt and no shoes, demanding more alcohol until he was thrown out, then started throwing rocks shouting “that’s for kicking me out!” until I dragged him home!
New job in mind?
My drunken housemate stole some breeze blocks from a construction site with the intent to build a ‘extension’ but when he managed to get them all home forgot all about the reason why he had them and stacked them in the hallway – I was greeted by a tower of breeze blocks when I got home!
Abusing stolen objects!
At 2am in the morning my housemate brought home a traffic cone and decided to use it as a megaphone and sing through it until the sun came up!
Tags: Flat Share, house share, Room share, roombuddies, student
November 24th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
“My roomate”, yeah right…..
November 24th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I used to throw bin liners of water out of the student halls - which was on the way from the student union - nothing like seeing 40 litres of water whack someone
November 24th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I’ve had a few drunken roommates who mistaken laundry baskets as urinals.
November 25th, 2008 at 5:02 am
I saw a gay naked once and wow, i never went to that party again
November 25th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
What about calling the ex? I’m guilty. I know girls and guys do this!
November 27th, 2008 at 8:10 am
My friend pissed in a trashcan while we were half asleep–we thought she was throwing up. She also knocked down her posters and yelled at us the next day for what she did. Later she rolled up under my bed and fell asleep.