Some common tell tale signs that you are house sharing student if…

• you average to get only four hours sleep a night.
• your rubbish bin is overflowing but your bank account isn’t.
• you are personally keeping the local pizza / fast food take away in business.
• you wake up ten minutes before class.
• you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row (without washing them!).
• your breakfast consists of a can or bottle of coke on the way to class.
• it takes a shovel to find your bedroom floor.
• you’ll happily pick 10p off of the floor if you find it.
• get more sleep in lectures and seminars than in your bed.
• you can sleep through your housemates blaring stereo.
• you live in a room that is smaller than most caravans.
• you have a fine collection of Tesco, Asda or Morrison’s own brand beer.
• said beer cans make up a wall in your window sill.
• have you seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
• you do your laundry only when you’ve run out of underwear.
• doing your hair consists of putting on a baseball cap.
• Rustler’s form part of a stable diet.
• you eat at the university’s cafeteria, even if the food is awful, but only because it’s cheap.