For some reason, when people get drunk, it is the ideal time to try those things that you never would sober, or just generally do the most insane and crazy (but sometimes funny, or cringe-worthy) things. Here’s our top ten of true drunken incidents in no particular order…
Sleeping in the Wrong Room
One drunken student living in halls of residence got the lift to the wrong floor (in fairness, most university halls do look very similar floor to floor) but they went to what they though was their room only to be woken up in the morning by several individuals asking who they hell they were!
Apologising to the Dogs
After one too many drinks, a housemate decided to get into the dog cage with their beloved canines to be later found by a more sober roommate, apologising to the dogs for their being drunk.
Stair Surfing
A team of drunken housemates found that the best way to entertain themselves was by removing the legs of an ironing board and to use it to slide down the stairs, only for the fun to end prematurely when they went straight into the front and pretty much ruined it.
Wetting the Bed
One very intoxicated flatmate, was sharing their single bed with their girlfriend only to be woken a few hours later by their girlfriend punching them to wake them up. The poor culprit had passed out and wet themselves, their girlfriend and the bed… nice!
Brought Home Traffic Cones, Road Signs
Not to sure if this is exempt to housemates, but there have been many incidents of people walking home from the nightclub and picked up some souvenirs en route, namely traffic cones and roads signs, only for other housemates to wake up in the morning to find their house decorated like a road works site.
Large Water Bombs
One considerate roommate in halls decided to fill bin liners with water and throw them out of their window on other drunks walking past, nothing like a cold shower to sober you up!
Called an Ex
Needs no explaining, we’ve all been there!
Anything Round’s a Toilet
Rubbish bins, laundry baskets… they’ve been mistaken for urinals by many a housemate.
Snorting… Absinthe
A group of flatmates decided to have a party in their flatshare, nothing unusual here until they got out the Absinthe and decided to start snorting it.
Drunk Cinema Antics
A group of housemates thought that it would be nice to go out together to the cinema, however one over indulged with the alcohol in a nearby bar before they went into the cinema. Whilst they were in there, this unfortunate housemate fell asleep, only to wake up (well, still in a daze) during the film and walked down a few rows and began pushing the wall as if it were a door, much to the amusement of those in the cinema.
